Arsenal's Andre Santos Fled From Police in His Maseratti at 130 MPH

"Santos gunned his black Maserati to stretch ahead of pursuing police, it was claimed yesterday. Cops were said to have struggled to keep up as the Brazilian international shot away at speeds of up to 130mph in the £110,000 car."

The Brazilian could face up to two years in prison, though he should receive some blessed relief from relentless jokes about his tricked out Smart Car.

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