BYU Embraces Its Dark Side With Blackout Uniforms
By Ty Duffy
In a look that may send frightful, devout Mormons to the hills, BYU has announced it will wear all-black uniforms against Oregon State on Oct. 13. The school is even encouraging its fans to wear the color of iniquity. (100 percent chance of unsuspecting blackface in the student section.) Recruits will love this. You can now come to BYU and look like a sinister badass. They’ll even let you have caffeine!