damn. this sucks.

I’ll never make it to 81….

RIP Beano

That man could tell some stories.

Football awards are easy this year. Heisman now goes to Powlus and obligatory National Championship to the retiring Tom Osbourne.

/pours out two Powlus Heismans

grumpiness is best

And during a really good Notre Dame season to boot…the universe is cold and uncaring

Heisman now goes to Powlus

They should just give him Reggie Bush’s vacated one.

RIP Beano

I am very sorry to tell you that Beano Cook died in his sleep. He was 81. If you love college football, you will miss him.

Why are you sorry?

Beano sure did love him some No-truh Dame.

Also, is this the post where we talk about Tiger thumping Rory or Dale Earnhardt being out two races with a concussion? I assume those are in the ‘hopper’, right?

damn oh heel, did maisel shot in your rice krispies?

i feel bad that beano cook died. i am telling you this while feeling bad

RIP the last decent Pitt graduate 😦

Beano sure did love him some No-truh Dame.

I loved the way he said No-truh Dame, but his Penn State and Army football stories were what stand out to me. Hate losing old people. Like, really old people.

Also, is this the post where we talk about Tiger thumping Rory or Dale Earnhardt being out two races with a concussion? I assume those are in the ‘hopper’, right?

i enjoy seeig tiger and dale jr in the same sentence

/winks at miz

Just let out a loud “oh shit” at my desk

You were a bitter old coot, but I enjoyed listening to ya

rip

He is a folk hero in West By God for predicting WVU would have an undefeated season in 1988.

shit, shot, half a dozen of one, sex of the other

Like, really old people.

Anyone else shocked that he was only 81?

Beano could remember a game in 1957 like he just watched it yesterday.

Legend.

Also, is this the post where we talk about Tiger thumping Rory or Dale Earnhardt being out two races with a concussion?

If there’s a God, no…although, as previously stated, Beano going in a year where ND looks BCS good might further prove there isn’t

Tiger thumping Rory

is that the prime minister’s cup?

RIP the last decent Pitt graduate

What did Curtis Martin ever do to you?

I forget the whole story but his joke with Bowie Kuhn about the hostages is legendary. At least he lived a full life and went in his sleep. College football lost a good one today.

/winks at miz

email me your address and it’s on its way. (Apple doesn’t do email cards anymore).

/NO HOMO

RIP Beano AKA the original old curmudgeon yelling on ESPN about college football.