Tim Tebow Top 5: The Saddest Tebow Top Five of All-Time

By: Stephen Douglas | October 22, 2012 5:23 pm ET Follow @Stephen_Douglas

5. Tebow Bus

We Want Tebow! [via @twoeightnine]

4. Abstinence Advocate Prepares to Burn Cheerleader Uniform

Burning my @nyjets costume.. Bench Sanchez and put Tebow in twitter.com/allyypereira/s…

— Allyson Pereira (@allyypereira) October 21, 2012

Earlier this season she was wearing a shirt that said “This Girl Loves Sanchez.” Jets football.

3. N/A

Dude just never did anything all day. Since there is a horrible lack of Tebow success or fail from yesterday, here’s Mark Sanchez kicking the football out the back of the end zone.

2. Ha ha!

Get it? It looks like he’s putting his head in his butt.

1. Tim Tebow Flex

Tebow took one snap inside the red zone. It resulted in intensity. Later in the game the Jets decided to let Mark Sanchez throw the ball from the shotgun inside the 5. Rex Ryan is not a good coach.

Miscellany, NFL, Miscellany, NFL

jayhawk88

Right now, somewhere, Scott Pioli is trying to decide if he should call up the Jets front office and float a Bowe for Tebow and picks trade, just to try and save his job.
http://www.thebiglead.com Jason McIntyre

criminal they didn’t use Tebow on 3rd and goal from the.

a slant to that scrub WR from OAKLAND?

weak.
Nada

Allyson Pereira (@allyypereira)

Does the meddling hand of Mike Pereira know no bounds?
Nada

Also, who will be the first Jet thrown under the Tebow bus?
Pdd53

Every time Tebow makes a play he does the same gestures with his arms as my 2 month old. Maybe I should trademark that.
Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

criminal they didn’t use Tebow on 3rd and goal from the.

a slant to that scrub WR from OAKLAND?

weak.

Mobile posts have become self aware. RUN MOTHER FUCKERS!
chocolatedunker

teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebow
chocolatedunker

game 7 tonight!!!!!
http://twitter.com/Ryan_MQ somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

Go Away.
A.P.

apparently, this Allison Pereira gal is an anti-bullying and anti-sexting advocate. Sorry that your ex-boyfriend in high school forwarded a naked picture of you to all his friends and you got bullied, but hell, why did you take it in the first place?

/read her website bio
A.P.

*allyson

pretty girl..despite the jets fandom
Sir Spicious

pretty girl

umm, you sure you want to stand behind that comment?
A.P.

umm, you sure you want to stand behind that comment?

i looked at her website. She’s attractive. we all have our preferences.
http://newsbusters.org/ ohheelyeah

i looked at her website. She’s attractive. we all have our preferences.

I want that 5 minutes of my life back

/woof
A.P.

I want that 5 minutes of my life back

/woof

oh im sorry, am I only supposed to be a part of the “I only like women who look like supermodels, actresses, and celebrities” camp?
http://newsbusters.org/ ohheelyeah

oh im sorry, am I only supposed to be a part of the “I only like women who look like supermodels, actresses, and celebrities” camp?

Nope, but your preference in women is not without scrutiny and ridicule when someone else disagrees.

/its a sports blog
//a sports blog without a mobile site
///dont freak out
A.P.

wait, there’s no mobile site? WTF! HULK SMASH
http://newsbusters.org/ ohheelyeah

i would love to hulk smash this site every now and then.

/how ’bout that mobile site, jason?!
A.P.

/walks out of room to avoid ohheelyeah shrapnel
http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

a slant to that scrub WR from OAKLAND?

weak.

maybe the problem was throwing to a raider and not a jet.
Bob Chipeska

Ms. Pereira’s twitter profile says she’s an “anti-bullying and sexting advocate”. So she’ advocating sexting and against bullying?
A.P.

Nobody ever said she was good at proofreading. She’s an advocate against both
Patrick Division

So she’ advocating sexting and against bullying?

Dong pix are on the way, doll face.

/I bet SROD and Nada threw around the term “doll face” back in their pegged jeans, Lucky Strikes, Sha-Na-Na days.
http://somerandomolddude.blogspot.com/ Some Random Old Dude

/I bet SROD and Nada threw around the term “doll face” back in their ~~pegged jeans~~, fedoras, Lucky Strikes, ~~Sha-Na-Na~~ Frank Sinatra days.