Feet are always gross, but that one in particular is very weird looking.

Kansas on Kansas crime.

Jersey in the Toilet is still the best Cristina Aguilera song

Zack Krupp rushed to throw his Kirk Hinrich jersey in the toilet.

Zack Krupp really knows his shit.

That’s a big turd

How about the Pixar Cars movie step up stool in the corner? Hope this guy doesn’t need to step up to piss n his own toilet. Probably his kid’s, but hey, who doesn’t like the cars movie?

/Kachow!

Nate Robinson’s jersey would have been better.

//Waits for the joke to set in

///**Crickets**

Nate wears #2.

gary patterson this this jersey is bullshit.

Have I told my Kirk Hinrich story? Well, it isn’t my story, it is one of my best friend’s story about the time he was at Harbour Lights in Lawrence and Kirk was there.

make with the story.

/pulls up chair

is your friend a blind barber? b/c that’s who I assume cuts Hinrich’s hair.

It’s true. Confirmed by a couple guys I know that were with my friend. And he doesn’t make shit up.

The bar is at the end of bar and shopping district on Mass. It had been a townie bar, but while I was in school the college kids would take it over at night. Kirk was there and was talking to non-ball player friends off his. My buddy and his friends were standing nearby and there wasn’t a lot of people in the bar. A girl comes up to Kirk and says, “My friend would like to meet you.”

Kirk – Which one.

Winggirl – Her. The pretty one over there.

Kirk – (spoken in the whitest Limp Bizcuit trying to be a gansgsta black male) Nah nah. Oh, hell no. She has no ass. I like my women with asses.”

The winggirl went over to the jersey chaser and whispered something in his ear and the jersery chaser burst into tears and ran out of the bar.

The chick had to come back later because she left her card at the bar. Her friends tried to get it for her, but the bartender wouldn’t give it to them. She had make-up running down her face.

in his ear

In her ear. I should have proofread.

/pulls up chair

//Wakes Scripty up

that’s excellent.

Kirk Hinrich is a man of principal.

Stupid bromes

I have always wondered if that is how he always talked while drinking or just his defense mechanism against all the average girls that would hit on him.

i’m calling fraud. looks like dude drained his toilet first.

I have always wondered if that is how he always talked while drinking or just his defense mechanism against all the average girls that would hit on him.

He always talked like that. He was high most of the time too.

How about the time Travis Releford ordered 70 shots at the hawk on my friends credit card?

That was awesome

He always talked like that. He was high most of the time too.

That does not surprise me. KU hoops. My Freshman year during Hawk Week (the week before classes; bunch of partying) a bunch of us newly met friends from the dorm were at a house party. Jacque Vaughn, Sean Pearson and a couple other players were at this huge house party on Tennessee or Kentucky. Jacque (he was a Freshman as well) and the other players were smoking a blunt and the cops knocked at the door and Vaughn showed his quickness and hopped through the buffet in the opening between the living room and kitchen. Didn’t knock a thing down. Gone. Pearson just kind of lazily walked out. He didn’t have a beer on him and who knows what happened to the blunt. I’m a green Freshman from Western Kansas and was thinking Holy Fuck College is Going to be Awesome. And it was.

How about the time Travis Releford ordered 70 shots at the hawk on my friends credit card? Bodie

Tell your friend thanks for being a friend of the program.