Mike Mayock is a Phanatic, Referred to Asante Samuel as "Juan Samuel"

Mike Mayock struck out tonight when he identified Falcons cornerback Asante Samuel as Juan Samuel, the old Philadelphia second basemen and current third base coach. (Get it, Samuel was a strikeout machine, leading the league four straight years. no? okay.)

Same spelling, different emphasis on the syla-bulls. I do weirder stuff than this, so I just want to say thanks for taking me back to the baseball of my youth, and since there is no one with the last name “Lezcano” this will have to do.