Roundup: William and Kate Are Expecting, French Sperm Count in Decline, The New Orleans Pelicans?!
By Ty Duffy
New Orleans is changing its name from Hornets to The Pelicans next season. [Yahoo! Sports]
The sperm count among French Males has declined by a third since 1989. [BBC]
Penn State sorority’s Mexican-themed social did not go down so well. [Onward State]
Hall of famers take moral stand on steroids they likely would have used given the opportunity. [UT San Diego]
Incredible story about a 50-year-old transexual college basketball player. [USA Today]
The Pittsburgh Penguins are trying to save the NHL season. [TribLive]
Bricks made out of cow’s blood? Bricks made out of cow’s blood. [Mental Floss]
South Carolina brah in a bath robe describes how he escaped a house fire. [WISTV]
Red Dawn makes the case for a smaller defense budget…and not remaking dumb movies. [Business Week]
Elephants are dying out in American zoos. [Seattle Times]
Tennessee woman decides to file false rape claim after bad sex. [City of Clarksville]
Lionel Messi could break Gerd Muller’s record of 85 goals in a calendar year. [Guardian]
College football bowl games as Hollywood movies. [WSJ]
Verizon’s new DVR will spy on you in your living room to send targeted advertisements. Sounds fun. [Ars Technica]
Michelle Jenneke did an interview with Cosby Sweaters.
Man vs. Food’s Adam Richman is a Sp*rs fan.
The American Ultimate Disc League is a thing. Maybe the Big Ten can get a collegiate league going and compete at that.
A Certain Romance…
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