Steve Serby of the New York Post Wrote a Pun-Filled, Cliche-Ridden, Groantastic Article About Mark Sanchez & the Jets

For buttfumble’s sake, let this Mark the end of Sanchez’s time with Jets

Seriously, that’s the title. Enjoy.

mad as hell and can’t take it anymore

green-and-white Buttmobile

put all their eggs in Sanchez’s basket and all of them are scrambled

steers the Titanic into the stormiest seas throw Sanchez overboard

deep-6 No.6

Broadway Mark

fiddled while Sanchez burned

Tebow Time was a complete waste of time — their time, his time, Sanchez’s time

Free-bow

If Ryan still thinks Sanchez will be taking him to the White House one day, the owner should have the baseline test administered to Ryan for a possible concussion

McElroy had about as much chance of playing as Vinny Testaverde

modern-day dry version of Richard Todd

Tebowmania

He is Ollie Perez

$anchez

an irresponsible leap off the fiscal cliff

insurance policy once Tebow earns his hostage release

start up the Buttmobile

Steve Serby. Your column. Woof.