Roundup: Pope Pool, Kevin Garnett May Retire, Worst Chiefs Tattoo Ever

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Roundup: Pope Pool, Kevin Garnett May Retire, Worst Chiefs Tattoo Ever

By Stephen Douglas February 14, 2013 8:15 am ET Follow @Stephen_Douglas

By: Stephen Douglas | February 14, 2013 8:15 am ET Follow @Stephen_Douglas

Genevieve Morton … Phil Collins Day Celebration …. Pope bracket … Peter Rose is no longer baseball’s hit king according to Topps … Chris Dorner was like a “real life Django Unchained” … Happy Endings is moving to Fridays because oh F**K you, ABC … business owner looks up to Darth Vadar (halfway down) … Peter Dinklage will be in the next X-Men movie …

Toledo’s Ben Pike gives up football to care for his fiancee. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]

Hedo Turkoglu suspended 20 games for violating NBA drug policy. Obviously. [Orlando Sentinel]

Derrick Rose may take the entire year off. Won’t return until he’s 110%. [USA TODAY]

Boston radio personality Glenn Ordway will leave WEEI on Friday. [Fang’s Bites]

Will Kevin Garnett be retiring after this season? [WEEI]

Chris Petersen talks about being happy at Boise State. [Coaching Search.com]

Albert Pujols and Josh Hamilton took batting practice together for the first time. [OC Register]

This is actually the least talented Slam Dunk Contest field ever. [Number Fire]

Lisk’s new Kansas City Chiefs tattoo is kind of insane. [FOX Sports]

OJ Simpson had a Super Bowl party in jail. [Bro Bible]

Felix Hernandez signed an extension with the Mariners, is now really rich. [ESPN]

A defense of Dan Gilbert’s favorite font, Comic Sans.

Apparently it is difficult to have sex in Los Angeles. I don’t thin location is this guy’s problem.

Russian dashcam video… Holy s***. [via The Nosebleeds]

Fake proposal prank. She probably keeps saying no because of the sunglasses.

This is my Valentine’s Day gift to you guys.

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https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

This is my Valentine’s Day gift to you guys.

Wonderful.
http://twitter.com/#!/therealac21 TheRealAC

Derrick Rose may take the entire year off. Won’t return until he’s 110%.

so he’s never coming back? i was under the impression you could only be 100%.
https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

Super pumped for Singer’s new X-Men flick.
Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

so he’s never coming back? i was under the impression you could only be 100%.

Clearly he’s not using the guy who took the SAT for him to write his interview answers.
http://twitter.com/#!/claytoncargill Clayton Cargill

Happy Endings is moving to Fridays because oh F**K you, ABC

you should be rooting for this one to migrate to TBS, too. Because people would prefer to watch the utterly awful Modern Family, which I guess makes them feel tolerant of those kooky gays.

I’m waiting for Kaiserwilhelmreems to come in and tell me last night’s episode was “spot on” and “top notch writing.”
Career High

This is my Valentine’s Day gift to you guys

That made my morning!
https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/mjanderson212 reggie_dunlap

Lisk’s new Chiefs tat is sweet. Now we just have to convince J-Mac to get a Jet on his skull.
Babar 2.0

Pope bracket

Decent bracket…they put “protector of pederasts” at -750. Seems like free money.
scripty

Phil Collins Day Celebration …

all in
angry

Derrick Rose may take the entire year off. Won’t return until he’s 110%.

No surprise that he won’t come back until he feels right. Seems like people in Chicago were thinking that would be fairly soon (couple weeks). His comments make it sound like it could be a lot longer than that.
goheels

Shouldn’t the dash cam video have ended with the mob beating the crap out of the driver that hit the dad and the kid?
mmonast

And I want it so that when I’m at a Chiefs game, in the stands, if I’m standing in front of a Raiders fan, I want him to be intimidated.’

priorities, this guy has them
TarheelJTK

Boston radio personality Glenn Ordway will leave WEEI on Friday.

This is great news. Just another blowhard getting dumped from sports radio. Now they need to get rid of Dennis and Callahan and people might actually listen to the station again.
angry

Chris Petersen talks about being happy at Boise State.

Wonder what it’s going to take to get him out of there. Say Mack Brown retires and Texas back up the money truck to his door. Does he head to Austin?
Babar 2.0

Derrick Rose may take the entire year off. Won’t return until he’s 110%.

I tore my ACL within a week of Derrick Rose…been playing basketball for a couple of weeks. Although if it was my career, I’d sit out a little longer.
Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

I tore my ACL within a week of Derrick Rose…been playing basketball for a couple of weeks. Although if it was my career, I’d sit out a little longer.

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https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

That Toledo story is touching. Hope the girl comes out okay.
Caribou

Genevieve Morton

Funny, my friend just emailed with his comments on the SI swimsuit edition, and after Kate, Genevieve Morton was his 2nd fav pictorials.
http://somerandomolddude.blogspot.com/ Some Random Old Dude

This is my Valentine’s Day gift to you guys.

Awesome.

Lisk’s new Kansas City Chiefs tattoo is kind of insane.

Yeesh.

Albert Pujols and Josh Hamilton took batting practice together for the first time.

With those guys, Trout & Trumbo, that lineup is gonna mash this season.
https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

Wonder what it’s going to take to get him out of there. Say Mack Brown retires and Texas back up the money truck to his door. Does he head to Austin?

I think he does. I think he leaves for USC or Texas. Not sure he would leave for any other job unless the new Oregon coach fails.
GloriousMullet

Peter Rose

the fuck?
Caribou

This is actually the least talented Slam Dunk Contest field ever.

I think the NBA Dunk Contest peaked in 1990
AllWhoYonder

Now they need to get rid of Dennis and Callahan

I’ll admit I sometimes flip over there during the morning commute just to “hate listen” to those fuckers. I know it is their schtick, but god damn they are the absolute worst.
scripty

Genevieve Morton
Looks at linked photo, tilts head…. amazing
angry

I think he does. I think he leaves for USC or Texas. Not sure he would leave for any other job unless the new Oregon coach fails.

Agreed. Wish Nebraska could lure him away, but even with its tradition, fan base and facilities I don’t see it happening.