Danica Patrick, Featuring Danica Patrick Sternly Staring Through Your Soul
By Tim Ryan
We don’t cover car racing nearly enough around these parts, so here’s a random photo of a dead serious Danica Patrick, seemingly on the verge of ripping out your heart, tossing it up in the air and spiking it directly in your face, all without changing expressions. Shortchanging Danica with a very presumptuous five minutes probably wasn’t the best idea. [via @cfbsection]