Lou Piniella appeared on the YES broadcast of today’s Yankees – Red Sox game. The subject of the Marlins – Blue Jays blockbuster trade came up and Sweet Lou struggled to find a word to describe it. Well, he didn’t really struggle. He knew a perfect word. It was “raped.” The Blue Jays raped the Marlins. But he didn’t want to say it. But he did. Piniella just joined YES Network over the winter. [via @JimmyTraina]
Does he get school credit?
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