Christian Laettner Made Mark Emmert Look Tiny [Photo]

Christian Laettner and Mark Emmert shook hands during Louisville vs. Wichita State. One flits about the country in chartered jets presiding over a multi-billion dollar tax-free unpaid labor scheme. One played basketball for Duke. Fortunately, the rest of us were not engulfed by a vortex of vileness.

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