Just be happy that they included it in the newspaper at all… and on the front page at that.

I’m guessing the “Obama” headline is just a permanent section that has various angry ramblings every day.

I appreciate the 72 font bolded “Obama”. I can see the disgust in it.

Just be happy that they included it in the newspaper at all… and on the front page at that.

And that everything is spelled correctly

And that everything is spelled correctly

We (Southerners) wouldn’t know any different.

Less shocking:

Obama rage, the factual gaffe, or the BBQ feature highlighted on the front page? I can’t decide.

Roll Damn Orange

Other great headline bloopers:

“Dewey Beats Truman”

“Obama Bin Laden Dead”

“Bush Defeats Gore”

the BBQ feature highlighted on the front page

Hey, that’s important.

Anybody know the story on Jimmy Traina and Hot Clicks? I never fail to check that out but is it me or is the material there pretty thin? Not ripping him as it seems he’s a pretty good guy. Just curious what they pay him for what is (seems to me as a layman) a pretty light workload.

One thing is for sure, he never, EVER misses on his LLOD. That boy has got good eyes if nothing else.

I don’t know if Gannett is going to like one of its entities clowning another one.

/ OT

MASTERS PAIRINGS RELEASED:

Power groups:
Sneds, Ishikawa, Rose
Schwartzel, Simpson, Hanson
Z Johnson, Choi, McDowell
Woods, Donald, Piercy
Day Fowler Harrington
Els Stricker Watney
Couples, DJ, Grace
Michelson, Oosty, Kaymer
Rory, Bradley, Jacobsen
Dufner, Kuchar, Haas

http://www.masters.com/en_US/players/pairings/index.html

/End OT

A Gannett Company? Do they have a banhammer for pointing out errors?

the BBQ feature is priceless. do they have an online edition?

“Bush Defeats Gore”

Fail. See that one is accurate.

/hides in closet before soused cuts out my nads with an ice cream scooper and feeds them to my Mom.

“Bush Defeats Gore”

Fail. See that one is accurate

“Supreme Court Defeats Gore” would be accurate.

Midnight in Montgomery, silver eagle, lonely road
I was on my way to Mobile for a big New Year’s Eve show
I stopped for just a minute to see a friend outside of town
Put my collar up, I found his name, and felt the wind die down

Then a drunk man in a cowboy hat took me by surprise
Wearing shiny boots, a Nudi suit and haunting haunted eyes
He said ‘Friend it’s good to see you, it’s nice to know you care’
Then the wind picked up and he was gone
Was he ever really there

‘Cause it’s midnight in Montgomery
Just hear that whipporwill
See the stars light up the purple sky
Feel that lonesome chill
Cause when the wind is right, you’ll hear his songs
Smell whiskey in the air
Midnight in Montgomery
He’s always singing there

Well, I climbed back on that eagle, took one last look around
Through red tail lights a shadow moved slow across the ground
And off somewhere a midnight train is slowly passing by
I could hear that whistle moaning
I’m so lonesome I could cry

‘Cause it’s midnight in Montgomery
Just hear that whipporwill
See the stars light up the purple sky
Feel that lonesome chill
Cause when the wind is right, you’ll hear his songs
Smell whiskey in the air
Midnight in Montgomery
He’s always singing there
He’s always singing there
Oh Hank’s always singing there

MASTERS PAIRINGS RELEASED:

Thats a good draw for Phil, I think. Matched with good players so it will help his attention but not people that he will try to overplay.

Woods also has an excellent draw. He will be a factor Sunday much to my chagrin.

hides in closet before soused cuts out my nads with an ice cream scooper

Where has Soused been the past couple of days? Was the banhammer time-delayed? Or was that really him trying to climb the outfield wall in Toronto in that post yesterday?

the BBQ feature is priceless. do they have an online edition?

If you follow through to the links, it’s next to the feature on how to safely get down tennis shoes that have been thrown over a power line.

Cause it’s midnight in Montgomery

Historical fact: Hank was discovered dead in the backseat in Oak Hill, West By God.

“Supreme Court Defeats Gore” would be accurate.

/Blocked

Incidentally, while this board is overwhelmingly liberal, thank God it isnt Deadspin.

WHERE IS OUR MASTERS POST?!

Where has Soused been the past couple of days? Was the banhammer time-delayed? Or was that really him trying to climb the outfield wall in Toronto in that post yesterday?

I think that fan’s actions was a metaphor for Soused’s time at TBL…he was watching the game, got the boot, made a move for the outfield wall “I’m still here”, mistimed his jump and was met by a swift blow with the banhammer.

Where has Soused been the past couple of days? Was the banhammer time-delayed? Or was that really him trying to climb the outfield wall in Toronto in that post yesterday?

He was on Twitter yesterday going APESHIT over Margaret Thatcher and educating me on how President Obama was RIGHT wing. I like soused but lord. He and I couldnt spend two minutes in a room together.