Roundup: Orangutan Steals Man's t-shirt, Two Girls Try to Kiss Reporter on Live TV & Thor, The Dark World Trailer
By Jason McIntyre
Why are the Chargers rebuilding? Because they drafted so poorly from 2005-2009. [Union Trib]
Martell Webster on teammate Bradley Beal: “That kid’s future is very bright. He’s just gotta keep that weak-ass ankle under control. Do not edit that, okay? Exact words.” [Wash Post]
Bulls 90, Nets 82. Finally, somebody won on the road! [Tribune]
“I’m dumbfounded that Tim Tebow is still a Jet and Darrelle Revis isn’t.” [Peter King MMQB]
How bad did the Steelers draft in 2008? [Post-Gazette]
No surprise: Heat, Thunder were the top local TV draws among NBA teams. [Sports Media Watch]
Will a 7-game suspension be sufficient for Luis Suarez, the biter? [Independent]
Auburn: No academic fraud here. [Auburn Sports]
Probably the least original Carmelo Anthony column I’ve read this season. [Globe]
The Marlins catchers had a race in the 40-yard dash. That’s the most interesting thing that team has done in 2013. [Palm Beach Post]
How Stephen Douglas characterized this video at 3:23 Monday: “Funny. Roundup, perhaps?”
This shirt wasn’t worth fighting over. Also, it looks nice on the orangutan.
I thought the first Thor movie was bad, but this one looks much-improved.
Why did these two girls try to kiss a reporter who was doing a live spot on the Boston Marathon? [via Adam]