Tim Tebow Fans Tried Petitioning President Obama to Help Convince the Jaguars to Sign Their Hero

The White House’s “We the People” website is a wonderful part of the web where people from across this great nation can have their voices heard. So what better to petition the White House about but Tim Tebow’s status as an unemployed football player? As of this morning 126 fans had signed a petition entitled, “Call NFL Jacksonville Jaguars GM David Caldwell and tell him to stop ignoring the Jaguars fans and sign Tim Tebow!” Unfortunately, The White House found the petition to be a violation of the terms of Terms of Participation and removed it. Here is the original text:

Jacksonville Jaguars fans want the team to sign recently released QB Tim Tebow. However, rookie general manager for the Jacksonville Jaguars David Caldwell is blocking this from happening. If the Jaguars sign & START Tebow, home games will be sold out, sales will spike, the team will win and the fans will be happy.Mr. Caldwell is ignoring lots of facts about the misunderstood Tim Tebow while in Denver: Passer rating of 125.6 is highest ever in Broncos postseason history. Most yards per completion (31.6) in NFL playoff history.100.5 QB rating is best ever for a Broncos QB in his first start.Third most passing yards in a game by a Bronco rookie QB. (308, in his 2nd start), First 15+ point comeback in the final 3 minutes of an NFL game since the merger,7 game winning drives in just 16 games!

Thanks a lot, Obama! Now where is Tebow going to play? I guess the current administration is more interested in this petition: Attend a Major League Ultimate game, see how Ultimate Frisbee is helping to guide our youth and do the coin toss. It’s not like Obama couldn’t call the Jaguars during the Ultimate game, bro.