Roundup: Grand Theft Auto V Gameplay Trailer, SWAT Teams Policing Sports Gambling, Kliff Kingsbury is Not Just a Pretty Face
By Ty Duffy
Aaron Hernandez: Manager at “The Swamp” asked for battery charges to be dropped, possibly reached a settlement [Gainesville Sun]
The “c*nt punt” girl now has a relationship advice column. [Bro Bible]
Kliff Kingsbury is not just a pretty face and a fashion plate. [SI]
SWAT teams are now being used to police sports gambling, underage drinking and, yes, barbering without a license. Viva totalitarianism. [Salon]
A Florida man was not masturbating in front of teens on a beach. He claims his pants fell down. [WPBF]
Jason Whitlock calls Jay-Z “the king of black-denigration music,” is not happy about him getting into sports agency. [Fox Sports]
Teddy Bridgewater visited fan in hospital, after being contacted on Twitter. Now, please don’t flood him with asinine requests and ruin a good thing. [WDRB]
Girlfriend of Bob Stoops thief tried to break him out of jail. [SoonerNation]
Young OSU fan beats cancer, which he named “Michigan.” [NBC4i]
The EDA destroyed $170,000 worth of computer hardware to get rid of a benign computer virus. Your tax dollars at work. [Ars Technica]
Yasiel Puig snubbed Luis Gonzalez in the clubhouse. Let the corrective backlash begin. [USA Today]
Jeff Driskel signed with Red Sox, still plans to play for Florida. [Eye On CFB]
Twenty-pound lobster caught off Cape Cod. No word on pot size or amount of butter required. [CBSBoston]
Andy Murray was poked in the eye outside a London restaurant. [Telegraph]
Grand Theft Auto V, anyone?
We have not been to the opera in Italy. This, apparently, is what it feels like…
“Get Lucky:” The Sesame Street Version
Somebody to Love
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