Stevie Johnson Believes No Patriot DB Can Cover Him, Including Pat Chung, Who Plays For the Eagles

Bills receiver Stevie Johnson, who hangs with Kate Upton and The Game, has gone ahead and officially announced that he is indeed uncoverable. He forgot to mention hilarious, too.

During Johnson’s bold declaration, which included plenty of credit toward New England’s secondary, Stevie got a little ahead of himself. Which is to say, confused:

"“I don’t think they got nobody that can stop me. For real. They’re athletic,” Johnson said. “I give a lot of credit to the New England Patriots. I haven’t played against Aqib Talib yet. I’ve checked him out on tape, long, athletic, try to play with vision. They play as one unit. I got a lot of respect for Chung. I know him personally.“"

Safety Pat Chung left the Pats as a free agent during the offseason and is now a member of the Eagles. Oops.

Admittedly, it’s extremely difficult to keep track of the comings and goings for each team during the dizzying offseason, but one would think that a wide receiver might know all the faces, old and new, of each secondary in his own division.

Then again, if you believe that no one can cover you, I suppose you’re better off practicing your best trash talk in the mirror rather than worry about who’s lining up in coverage.

Previously: Stevie Johnson is in a Headphones Commercial With Kate Upton
Previously: Stevie Johnson Made a Rap Video With Game
Previously: Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Hair is Ecstatic to Have Stevie Johnson Back
Previously: Stevie Johnson Wished Everyone a Happy New Year and Then Got Penalized and Benched

[via Buffalo News, h/t @GregABedard]