Spinning Karate Kick is the Most Effective Way to Remove a Potato From Someone's Head

I am not exaggerating when I say this is the best thing you will see today. It’s like some kind of Tae Kwon Do – William Tell act. Instead of an apple, they have a potato. They place the potato on this one dude’s head. Then the other guy screams, takes his fighting stance, does a spinning kick and rocks his buddy in the side of the head.

This is the most effective fighting technique ever. All you have to do is get your opponent to stand still and balance a potato on his head. Then you kick him in the head. You win the fight. Your opponent no longer has to deal with that potato on his head. Everyone wins. Also, I suggest that we start calling potatoes, “dirt apples.” Either that or apples become “tree taters.”