Tottenham Midfielder Sandro Says He Doesn't Cry, Club Gives Him Hair Waxing to Prove It

Sandro, Tottenham’s Brazilian midfielder, is known around the club as ‘The Beast.’ Apparently the Beast “doesn’t cry.” The club’s official television channel put this claim to the test with a challenge straight out of “The 40 Year Old Virgin.”

Yep, they made Sandro take a Brazilian wax on his legs to see if it would provoke tears.

It’s painful just typing this, let alone watching it.

Sandro might not cry, but we do know he pukes from time-to-time.