Roundup: Woman in Bikini Has Road Rage, Worst Dad of the Week & Watch Man Try to Trade Alligator For Beer

Joanna Krupa … Man tries to trade live alligator for beer in Miami, amazingly, WITH VIDEO … Beyonce is such a trailblazer with her new album … Shia LaBeouf rips off a novelist, then apologizes, but that was ripped off, too … Top of the Morning is being made into a Lifetime movie … this one’s for Bruce Springsteen fans … man’s Instagram account leads to 142 felony charges … Walter White gets 12 years in prison for meth dealing … tremendous story about Stick Up Boys in Baltimore … ouch, a $357 Uber ride … it’s been about 15 years since a writer broke the story that R. Kelly had sex with dozens of underage girls … “Woman who claims to have seen rats at Hooters sues after falling to floor while running away” … drunken elf arrested in traffic stop … Wichita anchor who dropped F-bomb has been fired …

Florida 77, Memphis 75 was good, though I didn’t think it’d be that close. [Gainesville Sun]

Ok Warriors, Iguodala is back, time to turn it up and get hot. Golden State 104, New Orleans 93 isn’t a bad start. [SF Gate]

The UMass move from the Football Championship Subdivision to the Football Bowl Subdivision has been an unmitigated disaster. [Globe]

How is Richie Incognito handling his suspension? By supporting the Dolphins. [NFL.com]

After 22 years, Walt Mossberg is leaving the Journal. This is his last column. [WSJ]

The Pacers visit the Heat tonight, but LeBron has a sprained ankle and is questionable. [Sun Sentinel]

How nice: an Indianapolis Colts backup linebacker helped a stranded motorist. [Indy Star]

Blog does great thing, raises money to send kids to bowl game. [Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician]

The worst DC sports moments of 2013, and wow were there a lot of them. [DC Sports Bog]

I can’t believe this sports media feud list doesn’t include Doyel vs LeBatard. [SI]

Arena Football is returning to ESPN! I know you’ve missed it. [SBD]

The ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ is still screwing his real-life victims. [LA Weekly]

I don’t mind admitting that I enjoyed this, and texted my wife that we need to think BIG next year. This is impressive.

Check out these clowns yelling at a TV all day watching football. Yes, a guy really says, ‘Sack Lunch’ like he’s in Wedding Crashers or something.

Idiot father trains his kid for football by driving a car next to his son who runs. Why is he cursing at his son? [H/T KSR]

This Celtics fan can dance! Impressive. [via Hot Clicks]

This woman wearing a bikini had some sort of road rage, and near the end, appears to hit another woman. [via Cartmaniak]