Roundup: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
By Ty Duffy
Von Miller is out for the season with a torn ACL. [USA Today]
Florida Man and “militant atheist” to sue town for refusing to display Festivus pole in Holiday arrangement. [The Pulp]
Staten Island wife reports husband’s bar’s Super Bowl pool to State Liquor Authority. Not sure where he goes to drink that one off. [NYPost]
Johnathan Martin, infused with the holiday spirit, broke his twitter silence. [Buzzer]
Average GTA player causes $132,000 worth of simulated damage, per minute. [Shortlist]
The Atlantic wants to bring back mistletoe, displays callous disregard for the spread of communicable disease. [The Atlantic]
The NBA has finally realized inciting teams to tank may not be the best route. The wheel concept may be a replacement. [Grantland]
Christian hipsters are real, and probably not so spectacular. [NPR]
Macy’s has a hidden Black Santa, who is still the real Santa. [Animal]
Ohio State lineman details abuse his body takes on week to week basis, without compensation. [Buckeye Extra]
Urban locavore eggs contain potentially dangerous amounts of lead. [ScienceMag]
Commercial Airlines, for the first time in recent memory, are fighting the good fight. [NY Daily News]
Because there’s one more sleep till Christmas
Because what would Christmas be without a little Tesh in a discordant locale?
Because even geniuses have their off days…years…decades…
Because pensive George Michael in a fur hood…
Because you surely have not heard it…
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