Smelly, Leather Jacket-Wearing English Soccer Fans Asked to 'have a good wash' by Fellow Fans

Do Larry David and or Jerry Seinfeld secretly own season tickets to Stockport FC, an English non-league soccer club? This politely-written note was left on the seats at the club’s Edgeley Park complaining about a pair of smelly fans in black leather jackets.

The letter is perfect, so I admittedly don’t have very much to add, other than it sounds like these two fans possess BBO, aka ‘the Beast.’ [photo via the Manchester Evening News]