Man With Two Turnbuckles Stuffed Into Jersey Cheers on Beloved Seahawks
By Tim Ryan
If there isn’t an official poster boy to serve as the face of unreasonable NFL fandom, please allow this visibly unhinged man to engulf the torch. More importantly, what does “Sea-Fence” mean and how many pimp slaps has the dude at left doled out since the game began?
On a related note, we’d like to officially nominate “turnbuckle boobs” as one of 2014’s finest new terms.
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[via @MattSebek]