Naked Man Walks Into Locker Room, Makes Eye Contact With Cheerleaders, Leaves

"Police say the man entered through an unlocked door, made eye contact with the girls, and then left without saying anything. The man was described as being in his 40s or 50s, 5-foot 5-inches, with an average build and a pot belly."

Why is it whenever a nondescript man does something people describe Bill Dauterive? Odds are, Dale Gribble Rusty Shackleford was the mastermind behind this incident.

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