Good News From Sochi: the Jamaican Bobsled Team Found Its Lost Luggage
By Mike Cardillo
Hey look, finally some good news the Sochi propaganda department: the Jamaican Bobsled Team finally found its previously lost luggage. It’s not all positive news according to driver Winston Watts, who told Reuters the gear wasn’t exactly found the way they packed it:
"“It was full of protein powder (that had spilled in the container),” the 46-year-old said. “My helmet that I was wearing today, I had protein in my eyes.”"
Protein powder snafus aside, this is a tremendous development because what’s a winter Olympics without consistent references to Cool Runnings … a movie that came out in 1993. (RIP John Candy.) [Photo via @scATX]