Roundup: Police Called to Subdue 22-Pound Cat, Jeff Teague's Earwax Problem & Hollywood Bringing Back Fletch
By Jason McIntyre
Texas A&M is expanding Kyle Field, making it the biggest stadium in Texas. Naturally, the Longhorns now announce they’ll expand their stadium, too. [My San Antonio]
Oh, look, Rolando McClain – he retired from the NFL last year at 23 – is telling people he wants to play again. [Carroll County Times]
Some people remain obsessed with Newsweek vs. the alleged Bitcoin founder. [Reuters]
Tennessee QB Joshua Dobbs seems poised for a breakout season with the Vols. [CBS Sports]
Will Rajon Rondo have the patience to rebuild with the Celtics? [Globe]
Hollywood definitely out of ideas: Fletch is going to be re-made, possibly with Jason Sudeikis. [Hollywood Reporter]
“I’m not Gary Smith. Gary Smith liked to dig deeper. Fuck that. I liked to take my first impression and roll.” Hot take, Dan Jenkins. [Grantland]
Atlanta point guard Jeff Teague couldn’t hear anything out of his left ear, and doctors determined it was because of a large amount of ear wax. Why was Jeff Teague using cotton swabs to clean his ears? [AJC]
Justin Smoak has won the starting 1st base job on the Mariners. [News Tribune]
A tease on season two of True Detective: “hard women, bad men and the secret occult history of the United States transportation system.” [HitFix]
Phil Jackson and James Dolan would end badly, so why would Jackson even consider this? Money and ego, it seems. [Yahoo Sports]
Nothing happens for :15. But guaranteed you’ll laugh out loud. [via Neetzan Zimmerman]
This bizarre video is a year old, but Sony Pictures is making a movie about the woman’s mysterious death.
Twenty strangers meet and kiss for the first time.
See! Bears are friendly! [via Adam]