Roundup: 76ers Tie NBA Record for Futility; Deaf Woman Hears for the First Time; Ukraine's Killer Dolphins

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Karma’s a bitch, even in Florida. [Hyper Vocal]

People got mad about a tweet from the Colbert Report account. [The Wire]

Robert Kraft might do a great job with the Pats, but he’s the worst owner in MLS. [Boston]

A random list of the “14 Best musical guests” on The Simpsons. [ToneDeaf]

Bryce Harper is going hard with the healthy diet and fitness stuff, brah. [Washington Post]

This is a nice sentiment, but alas, sports fans aren’t this rationale. [Extra Mustard]

A rap fan’s guide to metal. [Complex]

“Confessions of a Pissed off Reporter: Michael Sam” [Zavala at the Zoo]

Billboard will add a chart to track music on Twitter. Yes! [NYT]

Remember Joe Alexander? He’s back in the D-League after missing nearly two years with a back injury. [Santa Cruz Sentinel]

Here’s a very thorough (read: three-page) examination of Quentin Tarantino’s acting career. [UPROXX]

“E-Cigarette juice poisoned another kid.” [Vice]

The state of Maine has never placed a team for the NCAA basketball tournament. [Newsweek]

But one of many columns expressing opinions on NCAA players potentially forming a union. [Spokane Review]

The current team may be terrible, but the 76ers have had some amazing posters throughout their history. [700 Level]

39-year-old woman who was born deaf hears for the first time.

Trailer for the new TMNT movie. The target audience for this movie is …?

Bane cat.

Yay baseball is back!

Felt like this was well-executed. (Requisite strong language warning.)

Meanwhile this felt very lazy, at least coming from me … a person who collects records and who is probably a douche IRL.

However, I bought this record for $1 at Savers. It rocks.