Kansas City Royals Selling MLB-Authenticated Kauffman Stadium Fountain Water

"•Take a piece of Kauffman Stadium home with you. All bottles are authenticated by Major League Baseball. •This product is officially licensed and authenticated by Major League baseball and comes with the MLB hologram guaranteeing its’ authenticity."

Well that is insane. The question is, is this a keepsake or an alternative to FIJI? Either way, this woman took a dip in the Kauffman Stadium fountain so that adds to the value right there.

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