This Rick Nash Inspired Haircut Will Haunt Your Eyes Forever and Ever

The New York Rangers held some sort of perverse “playoff haircut” contest today and this selfless gentleman obviously took home first prize, which I’m hoping included a three liter bottle of terrible vodka.

Now if you find yourself a little puzzled, what you’re witnessing here is supposed to be Rangers forward Rick Nash. While it’s eerily close to the handout shown in the photo, there’s also a healthy dose of disturbing cartoon beaver emanating from the back of this man’s head. Change “Bauer” to “Beaver” and we’re all set.

Unfortunately this imagery cannot be unseen. And for that, I am deeply sorry.

Now for the telling poll…

[via @NYRangers]