Wisconsin Toddler Tries to Sneak Liquor Bottle Into His Tiny Shopping Cart

For a little while, this clip appeared to be heading in the direction of a broken bottle or three. Thankfully, that wasn’t the case. Nevertheless, the young tot wasn’t especially stealthy in his endeavor. Also, he does not yet have refined tastes — he snagged a pretty gross-looking liqueur — he’d have been much more likely to get his parents to approve the purchase if he’d opted for a six-pack of Spotted Cow.