Claude Giroux was arrested in Ottawa on Tuesday night. The details will astound you. From the Ottawa Sun:
Although few details were immediately available, a source said Giroux was arrested for repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer.
OK, so there aren’t many details. Still. What a way to get arrested. I wonder if alcohol was involved.
Alcohol is believed to have been involved.
Awesome. That’s how you celebrate Canada Day.
[h/t @Bruce_Arthur, Image via Getty]