Miss Texas Threw Out a Comically Bad First Pitch at a Rangers Game
By Kyle Koster
Reigning Miss Texas Monique Evans stopped by Arlington last night to cheer up Rangers fans struggling through a woeful season. Whether this atrocious first pitch was intentional or not, it succeeded in making people laugh.
It was less of a 58-footer and more of an 8-footer. It’s hard to even tell what she was attempting to do here.
The only thing keeping me from calling this the worst first pitch of all time is the doubt it can even be classified as a pitch. It almost belongs in the “performance art” department.
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