Houston Astros Fan Unleashes a Horrible First Pitch that was Worse Than 50 Cent's

If you found out you were going to be throwing out the first pitch at a Major League baseball game, would you practice? This young lady doesn’t appear to have practiced, and will now live on in internet lore as a challenger to 50 Cent and John Wall for the worst first pitch ever thrown.

I mean seriously, you’ve got to be kidding me, right? It’s mind boggling.

John Wall can throw a basketball the length of a court but can’t manage to let go of a baseball?

At least none of them asked for a do-over like Bob Costas. His pitch was halfway decent.

This could be considered Yardwork.