Roundup: TV Reporter Quits with F-Bomb, Youth Football Team Can't Break Through Banner & "Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome"

It sounds like the Miami Dolphins defensive players are unhappy. [Herald]

RIP Max Morgan, a Dallas sports anchor. He died at 59. [Fox Dallas Fort-Worth]

Man, we’re already talking about Lane Kiffin taking over for Nick Saban down the road? Come on, surely there was something else to talk about coming off the Florida win. [AL.com]

Bears 27, Jets 19. I’ll probably end up writing about Mike Vick vs. Geno Smith sometime this week. Maybe today. [NYDN]

This story about “Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome” – and the accompanying photos- seems like a 4/1 bit or something out of the Onion. [NY Post]

Scouts say Jameis Winston needs another year. Yeah, that’s not happening. [SI.com]

Two Indiana basketball players must “complete some hours of community service, attend an alcohol education class and avoid further legal trouble for a year” after being cited for underage alcohol possession in April. [Indy Star]

Ameer Abdullah, one of the top running backs in college football, calls Jameis Winston “immature.” [Omaha.com]

“In Adrian Peterson’s hometown of nearly 19,000 people, reaction to the star Minnesota Vikings running back’s indictment on a child abuse charge for switching his son has run the gamut, from the Davidsons’ almost fond memories of character-building whippings handed down four generations, a legacy from slavery, to surprise and sadness at perceived abuse, to something more nuanced and conflicted.” [Houston Chronicle]

Caldwell Jones, the longtime Portland Trailblazers center, died at the age of 64. [CSNNW.com]

“Just under a year ago, Disney’s The Lion King became the first Broadway production to cross the $1 billion mark. Now the globally successful stage musical has become the highest-earning entertainment property in history, with a worldwide gross of $6.2 billion.” [Hollywood Reporter]

Howard Stern, for about an hour, remembers Eric the Actor.

Alaska TV reporter quits on air: “Fuck it, I quit.” And walks off air.

Look at these confused frogs, who are watching a worm on an iphone. Around the :50 mark, they make their move. [via Cartmaniak]

Three youth football players really struggled trying to run through this banner. [via Deadspin]

David Hasselhoff, in an obscenity-laced tirade about his greatness.