Roundup: Penelope Cruz is the Sexiest Woman Alive, the Dallas Cowboys Are Back & Watch a Dolphin Jump into a Fishing Boat
By Jason McIntyre
Jerod Mayo, a Patriots inside linebacker, may have suffered a season-ending injury Sunday. [Boston Globe]
What happens when you carry a Nobel Prize through airport security? You’ll laugh. [Scientific American]
It was Syracuse, but still: Does Jameis Winston play better with more scrutiny around him? [Tallahassee Democrat]
Get ready for all Cowboys, all-the-time this week. It’s like the 90s all over again! [Dallas Morning News]
Sad story about a former high school basketball star in Louisiana who played for LSU. Matt Derenbecker committed suicide. He had been dealing with bi-polar disorder. [NOLA.com]
It’s going to get worse before it gets better: Jets fear they have lost CB Dee Milliner (Achilles) and guard Brian Winters (ACL) for the season. [PFT]
The Raptors want Jonas Valanciunas to be the best defender in the NBA. Is that even remotely realistic? [National Post]
Hugh Grant will not be in the 3rd Bridge Jones’s Diary movie. [Telegraph]
A lengthy piece on Bob Ryan, the Boston homer who may have been the best beat writer in NBA history. [Grantland]
Why do college campuses explode with “chaos and violence” regularly after games? [NYDN]
Unhappy with his role on the Lions, wide receiver Ryan Broyles takes to twitter to vent. [Freep]
The Redskins lost in Arizona, but the big talking point was Navajo Nation President Ben Shelly sitting with Redskins owner Daniel Snyder at the game. [AZ Central]
Joakim Noah bought a sweet 7,500 square foot, $3 million pad in Chicago’s Lincoln Park. [Curbed]
Dolphins jumps into fishing boat after the 1:30 mark. These people appear very nonchalant about the dolphin in the boat, no? [via Adam]
Water Buffalo tosses a lion, twice. This video is crazy.
Gordon Hayward put someone named Joel Freeland on a preseason poster.
Moron at a college party tries to do a back flip off the roof into the crowd. [via Brobible]