Ana Cheri. … One of the FBI’s Most Wanted, Eric Frein, is captured alive in Pennsylvania following seven-week manhunt. … English university soccer team catches flak for using porn site as a sponsor, something they say they did as a joke. … The Game of Thrones cast signed up for a seventh season and got huge raises. … Deadly crash at a Wichita airport. … Former Boston mayor Thomas Menino died of cancer on Thursday. … Manufacturers are making heavier crash test dummies for America. … Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out via editorial with Bloomberg Businessweek. … Headline: “11 arrested for tomb-raiding and selling women’s corpses for ‘ghost marriage’ rituals” … Man’s best friend? … Woman sues doctor for implanting a device insider her spine that he created in his garage. … My vote for the most depressing headline/link of the Roundup. … Mother allegedly leaves seven-year-old son alone in movie theater after drinking her “mean juice.” … High school coach fired for swearing. … Player with one arm makes Ireland’s U-15 basketball team. … Rhode Island police need your help. … Kevin Youkilis announced his retirement. … Is a Mizzou football player named after a beer? … Bobby Valentine is still salty about the Red Sox, apparently. … Los Angeles unveiled its second MLS team, LAFC, which begins play in 2017. … Nice obit lede for a popular Houston police officer. … Happy Birthday: Dan Rather (83); Brian Doyle-Murray (69); Nick Saban (63); Joe West (62); John Lucas II (61); Peter Jackson (53); Dunga (51); Johnny Marr (51); Fred McGriff (51); Vanilla Ice (47); Piper Perabo (38); Mike Napoli (33). … Happy Halloween, be safe and have a good time however you chose to celebrate.
The design on this NBA preview is fantastic. Boomshackalacka! [Complex]
A must-read profile on Madison Bumgarner’s father. [NYT]
“Tomb Raiders” are breaking into old crypts in Jordan looking for Bronze-era riches, to the dismay of archaeologists. [Washington Post]
Good story about a record-setting California high school kicker and his grandfather, a Holocaust survivor. [Fox Sports]
Strip malls are now a go-to place for haunted houses. [WSJ]
Cleveland columnist goes out on a ledge, writes the Cavs won’t win 70 games. (Before last night’s game no less.) [Plain Dealer]
NASCAR writer Holly Cain details her battle with cancer. [Nascar.com]
Good news: the tide of millennials moving in with their parents has peaked. (I have no idea what any of this means.) [Fusion]
Elle Macpherson talks turning 50. [Ocean Drive]
Scientists make strides diagnosing chronic fatigue syndrome thanks to new brain scans. [Today Health]
The five-worst NBA contract extensions in recent memory. [HoopsHype]
Deep look at whether or not Alex Gordon had a chance for an inside-the-park home run Wednesday night. [FanGraphs]
“The 12 Most Deeply Unsexy Halloween Costumes” [Cracked]
Taylor Swift is well on her way to being a billionaire. [BroBible]
Here’s a quiz about The Walking Dead that is very, very easy. (Assuming you’re one of the 18 million people who watch the show each week.) [Vulture]
Ranking the 25 Treehouse of Horror episodes from The Simpsons. [Uproxx]
Remember that time that guy from Chevy was very nervous on live television and stuff?
Lioness hunting with a GoPro.
Funny interview with Ohio State player Michael Bennett via [Eleven Warriors]
The Monster Mash