Roundup: Election Results Are Good for Republicans; Man Loves Olive Garden Pasta & Women Tear Up McDonald's Over Breakfast Menu

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Everybody pile on Tom Crean! [Scout]

I don’t think you’ll hear any arguments on this: Serena Williams, the greatest women’s tennis player of all-time. [WSJ]

What if Nebraska stayed in the Big 12 and had West Virginia’s schedule? [Big Red Today]

“A North Carolina man has used his “Never Ending Pasta Pass” from Olive Garden to eat 95 meals over the last six weeks.” [Fox 8]

Dario Saric of the 76ers suffered a minor injury in Turkey, and according to his dad, he’s not happy there. [Sheridan Hooops]

There won’t be a dropoff from Nick Foles to Mark Sanchez. [MMQB]

High quality jokes about Gameday’s trip to East Lansing this weekend. Predictably, all the talk is SEC! [Eleven Warriors]

Sounds like the days of player-coddling in Minnesota could be over now that Paul Monitor is the new manager. [Star Tribune]

The loser memorabilia deal who turned in Todd Gurley emailed Georgia to tell them about it it, and then emailed UGA video of Gurley. [Macon.com]

What’s taking Dallas so long with that long term deal for Dez Bryant? [Yahoo Sports]

Here are the ways NFL defenses are adjusting to stop Peyton Manning. [WSJ]

This is written with an Onion feel to it, but I can’t find anything saying it’s satire. Coach K thinks Obama is doing a poor job in the war against ISIS. [Daily Beast]

Worth monitoring: States with highly-educated Democrats are letting their kids play less youth football. [NY Times]

A 7-year old was so sad about Laquon Treadwell’s injury, he sent the Ole Miss star a letter. [Clarion Ledger]

Dottie Sandusky was given a platform. She wrote this garbage defending her pedophile husband. [Penn Live]

Have you been wondering what Greg Schiano has been up to in his year away from football? [MMQB]

Couple weeks late on this hilarious pre-Halloween moment. “I’m ok!” [via Heather]

Shaq and Sir Charles audition for True Detective 2.

Kayaker in Greenland hooks massive shark. If the video doesn’t start around 14:30, fast-forward there. [via BroBible]