Virginia Gardner … Taylor Swift trademarked “this sick beat” … Lindsay Lohan thinks meeting fans counts as community service … man chokes woman with vacuum cleaner cord over $5 … man turns self in, admits he’s “not very good at this robbery thing” … food runner urinates on waitress from balcony … Playboy model thinks father killed himself over her pictorial … Kevin Spacey will star in a body swap movie with a cat … missing Malaysian flight officially declared an accident … rare Megamouth shark washes up on shore …
Sam Amick picks who should be the NBA All-Star reserves. [USA TODAY]
8 guys you won’t believe are ranked higher than Tiger Woods. [Golf.com]
Panthers’ Thomas Davis hoping to win the Walter Payton award – his MVP. [Black and Blue Review]
The only acceptable Seahawks fan is this miniature horse named Wilson. [FOX Sports]
Pittsburgh columnist not taking this LeGarrette Blount in the Super Bowl thing well. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]
Dan Reeves nearly traded John Elway in the early 90’s. [The Denver Post]
Kobe Bryant had surgery and is expected to be out 9 months. [NBA]
Iowa will provide extra security for Dan Dakich after he criticized a player. [The Gazette]
Remember that time no one at Duke had even heard of Coach K? [Duke Chronicle]
PFT Commenter attended Media Day. I think. [SB Nation]
Columnist wants you to boycott Skittles. [National Sports Journalism Center]
Cartoon scientists debate ball deflation. [KSK]
Genevieve Morton SI Swim outtakes.
College hockey goalie makes diving save.
College professor wears Indiana Jones hat. Student plays Indiana Jones theme when he walks in.
EVERYONE will be in the Wet Hot American Summer show on Netflix.
Bud Super Bowl ad featuring horses breaking out of a barn to save a lost puppy. Not based on a true story.
Would prefer some better views of the carnage, but this was a lot of blood.
#TBT Kula Shaker’s cover of Hush.