Lance Armstrong Reportedly Told His Girlfriend To Take the Blame For Hitting Parked Cars in Aspen

In the mood for a Lance Armstrong story? Per a report out of the Associated Press from Aspen, Colo., the former cyclist hit a pair of parked cars in late December but told his girlfriend Anna Hansen to take responsibility so he would “avoid national attention.”

"Police say Hansen told them she had been driving home from a party when she lost control of Armstrong’s SUV, hitting the cars. But Hansen eventually told officers Armstrong was driving, and they both decided to let her take the blame."

This sounds like a rejected plot from the Larry David playbook. If Armstrong didn’t want the publicity, it appears he’ll get it now.