Samantha Hoopes is in the SI Swimsuit Issue … three people won the Powerball jackpot … three Muslims shot in Chapel Hill … Florida lawyer has signs for people at DUI checkpoints .. Killswitch Engage guitarist wins on Price is Right … cholesterol might not be that bad … chemical plant explosion causes toxic orange cloud … NYT wants you to know how to be a good friend … “The Slap” looks stupid, but could be important … couple sleeping in dumpster end up in garbage truck … politician wants to make yoga pants illegal in public … deputy had cocaine in his system when he shot a suspect to death … 109-year old man making sweaters for penguins … 500+ pound marlin sinks fishing boat … 60 Minutes correspondent Bob Simon killed in a car crash …
Anthony Mason is fighting for his life after a heart attack. [NY Daily News]
About the Pittsburgh Steelers’ security fixer known as “The Cleaner.” [ESPN]
Paranoia in sports and sportswriting. [Grantland]
Jerry Tarkanian, a true rebel. [Yahoo!]
Anderson Silva failed a second drug test. [MMA Junkie]
James Harden still wowing people by growing facial hair. [Sports Pickle]
Evander Kane traded to the Buffalo Sabres. [ESPN]
Pacman Jones was probably kicked out of an Indiana casino. [TMZ]
Aaron Krickstein gets revenge on Jimmy Connors. [Wall Street Journal]
Big and small names behind the push for an NHL team in Las Vegas. [Review-Journal]
Jackie Robinson West and the adults who cheated. [Washington Post]
Desmond Mason is now a successful artist. [New York Post]
Here’s a shitty list ranking all the SNL castmembers of all-time. Feel free to pass over this one. [Rolling Stone]
Bradley Beal is out indefinitely with a leg injury. [Sports Illustrated]
Dean Smith helped with integration in Chapel Hill. [Fay Observer]
Texas College football player murders transgender male who he had been dating. [Tyler Morning Telegraph]
Here are some outtakes from Samantha Hoopes’ 2014 SI Swimsuit photoshoot. Could be considered NSFW in some circles.
Remember Allison Stokke? Well, GoPro had her pole vault while wearing and surrounded by GoPros. [UPROXX]
Name something a doctor might pull out of a person…
Here’s a high school kid scoring a goal from midfield.
The hilarious and always topical Hitler meme finds out about Brian Williams.
Trailer for Hitman: Agent 47.
I was watching Grind the other day and was reminded that this song existed. I can’t be the only one who remembers Unwritten Law in 2015.