Rob Gronkowski Told Jim Rome What He's Looking For in a Wife

Noted scholar and ~~bro~~ man of our times, Rob Gronkowski is set to appear Wednesday night on the season premiere of Jim Rome’s talk show on Showtime. During the interview, which landed on TMZ Tuesday afternoon, Rome asked Gronkowski what qualities he is looking for in an ideal wife.

Transcription, via the Boston Globe:

"“Cleans, cooks, makes big cash, stays at home, [and] lets me do whatever I want.”"

To which Rome responded, “Gronk, who’s going to sign up for that [bleep?]” as the audience reacted.

As always, for better or worse, Gronk is going to Gronk.