Britt McHenry Makes Return to ESPN on SportsCenter Today

Guess Who’s back…

Back Again…

Britt McHenry’s back…

Tell a friend…

Britt is back. Britt is back. Britt is back … NA NA NA.

The only way Britt McHenry should ever be allowed on television is if her report is premised by the ‘NWO- Black and White’ Theme.

It’s the only way I will accept seeing this pompous mug on my television again. She needs to embrace the heel mentality ASAP and just roll with it for the rest of her career … Tasering the “good guys” of ESPN during their segments, pulling plugs on mics and taking over the story, low blows when the producer isn’t looking, whatever it takes — i’m in … because let’s be honest: there’s no coming back from what she did.

In all seriousness: for business purposes, it was probably a genius move by ESPN to not fire the Scott Hall of Broadcast Journalism. If the responses to her tweet are any indication, people do not plan on forgetting anytime soon/have not forgotten about the video of her berating and talking down to a tow lot employee. Thus, she is going to draw mucho attention and an obscene amount of pageviews/clicks/viewers every time she’s on TV — which means $$$$ in ESPN’s pocket…

I’m not advocating what she did, but, i’m all for ESPN making Britt the new Bristol villain. We all know Skip Bayless is the villain Gotham deserves, but, not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt her. Because she can take it. Because she’s not our villain. She’s a not-so-silent one-percenter. A watchful troll of the Worldwide Leader in Sports. A Dark Knight.