Dan Blizerian's Face Will Be On the Hood of a Sprint Cup Race Car Today
By Rob Perez
Everyone say hi to the new face of Nascar, Dan Blizerian! I’m just kidding, but, i’m not. Let me explain…
How on Earth did this idiot get his head shot painted on the most sacred space in NASCAR advertising? Per TMZ, “Dan’s a huge poker player –and he recently beat the snot out of BK Racing owner Ron Devine.”
Instead of forcing Ron to pay the debt in cash, Blizerian elected to go straight Ricky Bobby … and negotiated his face be painted on the hood of Matt DiBenedetto’s #83 car race car for the ‘Toyota Owners 400’ at Richmond International Speedway today.
Knowing how much this precious real estate costs, you gotta think this was the end of it — they were all square, right?
NOPE.
Legit one of the cockiest thing I’ve ever seen. This dude is so rich that he’d rather embarrass you than make you pay him owed money that was probably in the six-figure range. I want to know, even if it’s for just a day, what it’s like to have so much money that you’d rather have your face and your PET GOAT painted on a Sprint Cup Race Car than collect what is/was probably a six-figure debt.
Long story short: Whether you love the guy or hate the guy, you gotta respect this move — and i’ll be watching the race today solely to catch a glimpse of this thing on TV.
P.S. This is now my official #1 prioritized bucket list item. Get me and my pet beagle painted on the hood of a Sprint Cup race car.