Facebook Official: Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Have Broken Up

Facebook Official: Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Have Broken Up

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Facebook Official: Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Have Broken Up

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U.S. golfer Tiger Woods sits in a golf cart with his girlfriend Lindsey Vonn as they watch play during the opening Four-ball matches for the 2013 Presidents Cup golf tournament at Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin

Welp.

Today, Lindsey Vonn announced on Facebook that her and boyfriend Tiger Woods “have mutually decided to end [their] relationship”

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This ends a weird relationship of awkward, professional family photos…

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and consistent relationship updates via Lindsey’s/Tiger’s facebook accounts…

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Who knows why they actually split, but, if it’s “Facebook Official” — you know it’s for real…

My take: Unless you are a Swedish supermodel who can pull any guy in the world, you don’t break up with Tiger Woods — he breaks up with you. Tiger getting tired of his Soft 6 girlfriend is just Tiger being Tiger; and he, at the very least, was decent enough to let her tell everyone that the end of their relationship was “mutual” … so that she could save some face/not have to explain what probably happened: him getting better offers from other women. Because let’s be honest: When it comes to “getting chicks”, Tiger Woods is in a Golden Corral Restaurant. Like any other buffet out there, you don’t go to Golden Corral to eat just the chicken (or in this case: overrated, dry chicken). You want to try the shrimp … You want the steak … You want the ice cream … You want those delicious, arguably unhealthiest thing in the world Buttered Rolls …

Long story short: face it, Tiger is always going to want something new. If you are lucky enough to be his girlfriend for a time period longer than 2AM – 7AM, enjoy the ride while it lasts.

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