Roundup: Ernie Johnson Gave His Emmy to Stuart Scott's Daughters, Pizza Delivery Man Won't Quit & Best News Bloopers From April 2015
By Jason McIntyre
Julia Pereira, a model … woman ignores man’s advances on the subway, so he slashed her in the face … Boston man allegedly killed his parents while on vacation in the Virgin Islands … man robs Subway, then goes across the street to buy a sandwich at Potbelly … as far as high school senior pranks go, this was a terrible idea … “Box found in Tampa attic has coins, a map, a hand and a mystery” … solid Pacquiao/Mayweather twitter rant from Axl Rose … here’s Claudia Sampedro, a Kim Kardashian look-alike, who dates Julius Peppers of the Packers … “Woman accused of flashing mowers, dropping pants” … what happened to the $60k the internet raised for Tamir Rice’s family after he was killed by police? … “Man uses stethoscope to choke physician assistant” … outstanding read on the fall of the Maraschino Cherry King … Florida, where gators turn up under cars … pizza delivery guy is carjacked, robbed and stabbed, but still delivers the pizza …
Mike Conley scored 22 points and the Warriors jump shooters went cold, and Memphis stunned Golden State, 97-90 to even the series at 1. [SF Gate]
Brittney Griner has still yet to face any punishment from the WNBA following her domestic violence arrest. [Yahoo Sports]
University of North Texas women’s basketball player was found dead in her dorm room Tuesday. [WFAA]
Actual final exam question at Harvard: How to make the perfect brisket. [Globe]
Time to blame Instagram and emoji for the language issues young people have. [New York Times]
Tour-de-force column about Tom Thibodeau’s last stand in Chicago. He thought his offices were bugged in Chicago, and man, what a fit he’d be in Orlando. [Yahoo Sports]
In case you’re wondering how Craig Ehlo is doing after that ugly arrest in 2013. [NYT]
Johnny Manziel has moved out of Cleveland, now lives in the suburbs on a golf course. He’s all grown up! [Cleveland.com]
Whoops, the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight did not generate more revenue than the GDP of 29 countries. [Tampa Bay Times]
The Chiefs waived QB Terrelle Pryor. [KC Star]
Absolutely terrifying: Watch this tree fall on some kids playing in a park in Boston. Two children sustained injuries.
The best news bloopers from April is funny, as always. [via Cartmaniak]
Lenny Dykstra vs Mitch Williams at a roast in Philly. [via Crossing Broad]
Ernie Johnson, what a class act.
Guy wearing an F the Police shirt gets heavily peppered sprayed and then arrested. [via Brobible]