Sepp Blatter Claims He is "Now the President of Everybody"
By Michael Shamburger
Sepp Blatter won his re-election as President of FIFA today, and said that this made him the “President of everybody.” What he presumably meant by this is that he’s going to treat those that voted against him fairly, and not hold it against them, but it’s more fun to imagine he meant that he’s the elected ruler of the whole world.