Here is Your Daily Reminder that Lionel Messi is a Soccer God

At this point, are we even shocked at some of the stuff Lionel Messi does on a Soccer pitch?

Today: Barcelona FC is competing against Athletic Bilbao in the Copa del Rey Final, and unfortunately for Athletic — Lionel Messi plays for the other team, and does stuff like this…

I don’t really have anything else to say other than: this dude’s talent is unfathomable. Like, I literally do not comprehend what he is able to do with a soccer ball.

Meanwhile, Barcelona isn’t done putting on a clinic. If this second goal is any indication, they are turning a major cup championship match into what looks like a soccer version of one of those Tom Emanski baseball tutorial videos.