Ashley Greene … Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are splitting up after 10 years of marriage … but Affleck will live on the property, just not in the main home, with Garner and the kids … a few days old, but Sarah Palin was dumped by Fox News … the women in the new Ghostbusters will wear “shapeless sack coveralls” … like Greece, Puerto Rico is broke … “The Pointlessness of the Workplace Drug Test” … Justin Timberlake just bought 126 acres of land in Nashville … is this believable? “Woman gives birth, fights off bees, starts wildfire” … Taylor Swift runs with a bunch of hot, wealthy girls and they’re called the “Swift Squad” … gruesome killing in California – two men shot in the head were set on fire … the son of Gene Simmons, in a play for relevance, just took a massive dump on his dad … congrats, Misty Copeland … “The GOP May Regret Its Lasting Battle Against Gay Marriage” … look, it’s an 8-foot shark caught near the San Clemente pier … look at this obscene house in Westchester that Allan Houston is selling for $19.9 million … 2.3 billion of the 7 billion people in this world still lack a “basic toilet” …
Anthony Davis will not hit free agency next summer: He signed a 5-year, $145 million extension with the Pelicans. [Yahoo Sports]
Terrific read for Dads who have young kids: Don’t push them into sports too early, no need to “pick one” until they are in middle school. [WSJ]
The oral history of how Barry Alvarez transformed the Wisconsin football program. [Fox Sports]
Tom Brady and Gisele have applied for a Country Club membership. [Boston Globe]
Very good longread on Fletcher Cox of the Eagles, who lost his brother earlier this year to a heart attack at the age of 34. [Philly Mag]
Chris Christie loves to lie. [NJ.com]
Giovani Dos Santos transferring to the LA Galaxy? That’d be a nice get. [Goal]
Geez, this column is something else: “Orthodox Christians Must Now Learn To Live as Exiles in Our Own Country.” [TIME]
The other Women’s World Cup semifinal is tonight: England vs Japan. [Planet Futbol]
I didn’t know there was “sexist” coverage of the US women’s soccer team, but if it did exist, it’s gone. [Vice Sports]
The Nets are going to be keeping Thaddeus Young and Brook Lopez, which should surprise nobody. [Yahoo Sports]
This Chris Farley documentary looks excellent.
Paris Hilton is suing the people that pulled this prank on her. How is this considered a prank? At 2:55 she thinks her plane is going to crash. At the 4-minute mark, “Why me!”
Here’s an old SI video debating some unusual swimsuits.