Halston Sage … man drinks stolen wine, stuffs sushi in pants … don’t use your phone in front of your kids … disturbing images of trophy hunters … the beer pong table every UNC fan needs … shitty Instagram accounts continue to steal jokes. Please don’t follow those people … another theater attack … Idris Elba becomes first man on cover of Maxim … random cell outage could have been vandalism or a raccoon … MADD president resigns after getting charged with alcohol-related driving charges … gambling guide to Republican Presidential debates … Florida family dead after Wiccan ritual killing during blue moon … my friends’ dog got tired looking for a ball and fell asleep and it was cute … one of the Hobbit movies will have an R-rated re-release … Miles Teller is very subtly made to look like a dick in this interview … Teller isn’t thrilled ….
Holly Holm may be our planet’s only chance to stop Ronda Rousey. [Bleacher Report]
Minor league team tries to carry on in memory of their fallen batboy. [FOX Sports]
The Boston Red Sox might shake up their bullpen. [NESN]
Busta Rhymes arrested for throwing protein drink at gym employee. [NYDN]
Victoria’s Secret model throws out first pitch at White Sox game. [Busted Coverage]
An attempt to figure out how much money Ronda Rousey made last weekend. [Fortune]
Old, white, surfers are one of California’s most vicious gangs. [VICE]
Northwestern State president played the team’s point guard in HORSE. [Natchitoches Pparish Journal]
Kansas State’s new football facilities are absurd.
The Blue Jays are also The North.
#tbt Remember that time a bulldog was jet skiing?
Deadpool looks good. I love Ryan Reynolds. Even if he isn’t a movie star.
This mini-pony did not want to be on the local news.