It Appears Mario Balotelli's Ex-Fiancee Has Transferred to West Ham's Cheikhou Kouyate

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The EPL’s transfer window may close next week, but, as we’ve learned by now: it’s always open for Soccer WAGs.

Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli’s ex-fiancee/Belgian supermodel Fanny Neguesha is on the prowl. From the looks of her recent Instagram posts, it appears she has moved on to West Ham’s Cheikhou Kouyate — and isn’t particularly interested in hiding it either…

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and then….THROW THE DAMN TOWEL

Mario, I know you’re a global superstar and everything — but, this girl is so good-looking: she’s on the type of status with me that if she ever cut me with a knife, i’d respond by saying: “It’s ok, baby, my favorite color is red.”

I suddenly don’t despise bathroom selfies that much anymore.